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When I was drunk, three of my frat brothers and I made a music video to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody by singing melodramatically and swigging out of key light cans. Win. Then we had a circle jerk. Double win.

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Dec 4, 2009 03:17 PM - Fail - by idiot87

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I went to a Casino club w/ 3 friends & ordered two rounds of Jaeger-Bombs. We downed them, then ordered the same, then again, & again, & again until we each had 16 shots. Later I stumbled to the bathroom & threw up all over the stall (not just in the toilet). When I came out (stinking of puke) I stumbled across the hallway & crashed on a bench. Two security guards saw me & escorted me out. Outside I met my friend & he drove me home. He was drunker than I was. I threw up out the window all the way home as he drove 100mph. The next day we heard news that a guy got decapitated as he threw up out his window when his drunk-driving friend clipped a telephone poll. Moral = Don't drink and drive.

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Dec 4, 2009 01:45 PM - Fail - by Hammered

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When I was drunk, I was at an ex-girlfriend's party. The party is a blur to me, but I found out that I'd been hanging with a bunch of friends in her room. All of a sudden they said I was looking around like I had to puke and was looking for somewhere to puke. My solution? Pull her bed away from the wall, and puke in the gap made by the mattress and the wall. I thought I could get away with it, despite the fact that everyone in the room was standing there watching me.

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Dec 4, 2009 12:57 PM - Fail - by Noaj

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Once, I woke up hungover. Walking. That's right, I woke up walking. Down the street. In Athens, GA, where I didn't live. With no money in my wallet, and 2 miles away from the guy's house I was visiting. Devil Scotch.

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Dec 4, 2009 12:12 PM - Shamings - by mephjeff

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When I was drunk one night in montreal with a group of friends, one of my friends takes me aside and says "lets leave and get hookers to the room". So we do. 45 minutes later they arrive. He takes one and I take one. After about 30 minutes my friend takes his whore to the shower. Still having sex, I look up at the ceiling, the room begins to spin. Throw my whore off me, run to bathroom and instead of the toilet I puke down at their feet in the shower. His whore yells at me, I take one step out of bathroom, face plant and pass out naked. Wake up in morning on hotel floor completely naked. Other friends came back to room, laugh their balls off, and just step over my lifeless naked body to bed.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:54 AM - Fail - by mark

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After getting blackout drunk at a bar 2 weeks ago, my friends who happened to be in a wedding the next day showed up with the wedding party. One of the bridesmaid was a tad bit overweight. My friends said when she sat down across from me I stared at her for awhile, and then announced "You know what makes me laugh? Fat girls necks!" and then proceeded to stand up to find a fat girl to bring back to my table to make fun of.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:16 AM - Shamings - by Captain

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One night while my friends and I were getting drunk, we started running dangerously low on alcohol. Knowing that this was unacceptable, I started to search my apartment for some saving grace. Sadly, all I could find was some left-over mayonnaise and a lava lamp. So, i did the obvious...broke open the lava lamp, and took a swig of the contents inside. The next day after vomiting profusely, I realized I had a fever and the worst stomach cramps I have ever had. I survived the ordeal, only to have white hair start growing on one side of my face a few days later.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:11 AM - Shamings - by Zacher

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One night at my college my housemates and I had a keg party, the keg was kicked in a little under 3 hours, with lots of time left to party i started drinking redbull and vodkas excessively. Later on I was in the kitchen eating little debbies cupcakes, found my way to the living room sitting on the couch passing out and throwing up on myself, so my roomates brought me down to my room. As I was sleeping i began throwing up all over myself and my bed as my roomate was banging his girlfriend across the room, he stopped and asked me if i was alright...I jump and say yea yea yea im fine, notice the mess, rip the sheets off and flip the puke ridden bed over and proceed to pass out.

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Dec 4, 2009 09:23 AM - Sex - by Diddy

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