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One night some buddies from my platoon and I decided to party down in San Diego. When the night was coming to a close one of my buddies passed out on a couch. The three of us that were conscious decided that it was a good idea to take turns tea-bagging him. The first two were successful but when it was my turn at bat I slipped and fell butthole first on his face. He still doesn't know to this day.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:20 PM - Shamings - by Sir T Bag

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This chick my roommate hooked up with forget her braw in his room. As a joke he pinned it to the ceiling of my room. I thought it was funny so I left it there. A couple of weeks later I came home wasted and decided to put the braw on and strut into his room. He was completely sober and of course documented the whole thing on his camera. The next morning I walked into his room hung over as shit. He informed me that I’d better check my Facebook. I had been tagged in six new photos. I was shirtless; wearing a braw, striking Freddy Mercury gay poses on the floor and bore a dead serious smirk on my face in each photo. Moral of the story…there is always a time and a place to be camera shy.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:53 PM - Shamings - by Not Gay

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Preface: I didn’t remember any of this until I saw the video. I blacked out one night and told my buddy to follow me with the video camera. I summoned the elevator of our apartment. When the door opened I walked in and immediately dropped trou. I defecated two massive logs on the carpeted floor, picked it up and hurled it against the wall. The shit plopped in a perfect circle and stuck. It was there for three days before some poor soul had to scrape it off. Moral of the story…. well I guess there is no moral.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:35 PM - Human Excretions - by Mad Shitter

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One night we held a party at our frat. There were tons of women, cheap beer and cheaper alcohol ($8 plastic handle cheap). I went up to bathroom to take a piss and a pledge was filling up one of the sinks with multi-colored vomit. Our sinks were already clogged so I yelled at him to clean it up. For the next ten minutes I watched him scoop up the puke, with his hands, and drop it into the toilet before slumping down to finish yibbing. In runs another pledge and sprays the entire contents of a fire extinguisher over the bathroom, the puke-splattered floor and the other pledge. Moral of the story…. exercise self-control your freshman year of college.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:25 PM - Human Excretions - by Smurf Tits

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After drinking roughly two bottles of tequila, a group of us decided it would be a great idea to create makeshift water balloons out of zip-lock bags. Moving onto the balcony we started zeroing in on targets of opportunity, cars. All of a sudden this dude walks up the sidewalk below dressed like he was about to pick up a chick for a date. Without hesitation, my buddy hurls this sandwich size zip-lock bag filled to the brim. Nolan Ryan himself couldn’t have thrown harder or more accurately. Slamming directly between the dude’s eyes, he was completely soaked. He peered up to see three guys and three girls hysterically laughing at him. Moral of the story…always look up.

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Oct 19, 2009 08:52 PM - Shamings - by DemzLykeForties

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When my buddy was African-Americaned out, some friends and I duct taped pinecones in his hands and his cell phone to his leg. We called him every 5 minutes until the joke got old, and then we called him again... And again... And again...

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Oct 19, 2009 01:49 PM - Shamings - by Mike

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When I was drunk I passed out (or so I was told) in the bathroom of my neighbors apartment. When I woke up the next day I was duct taped to the bottom of my dining room table. Moral of the story? Don't have strong friends, and if you do, don't have more than one.

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Oct 19, 2009 01:42 PM - Shamings - by AdamMichelson

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When I was drunk I got up from bed to take a piss in my bathroom, only my bathroom was my roomates bedroom and the toilet was his bed. Moral of the story? Down comforters are expensive.

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Oct 19, 2009 01:36 PM - Human Excretions - by Daniel0308

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