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There aren't usually many parties on campus at my college. One night my friends and I pregamed with some rum in our room before goin to a party because we didn't know if the party was dry or not. We got to the party (plenty of drinks btw) and went to town. Drank a can of beer while maintaining a constant supply of three more in my pockets. I don't remember anything after about 12. Woke up in the hospital the next morning wondering how the fuck I got there. No memory of what happened except that (from what I hear) someone named Soloman was takin care of me while I was puking. I have never and still don't know anyone named Soloman. Thanks Soloman.

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Dec 19, 2009 10:56 PM - Fail - by case

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A few halloweens ago my buddy went to a bar dressed as Mr. Incredible. He got in a fight with someone dressed as Superman. Moral of the story: Halloween bar fights FTW

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Dec 12, 2009 08:32 PM - Fail - by ...

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So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night. I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl. I blacked out at some point during the night. I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well. It wasn't until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm, and would not wake up. The cops came, they woke me up and I punched one of them. At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed. That is all of the story I know, but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room.

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Dec 9, 2009 05:32 PM - Shamings - by Willy Pat

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i was "pregaming" with my friends and I ended up having about 12 beers. My other friend came over and gave me a ride to my girlfriend's house. She was mad at me for no reason, so I left with my friend to go to his buddy's house, who had everclear. I ended up taking 3 shots of everclear in about 5 minutes and then I called my girlfriend outside. Last thing I remember is yelling into the phone, throwing it, and falling down. I regained consciousness walking the streets at 6 am in the cold. Not being able to get back into the house, I had to walk the 2 miles home in the freezing cold. I never found my phone. moral of the story? everclear gets the job done

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Dec 7, 2009 03:04 PM - Fail - by JeffH

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I went to Philly to go out with my GF and her coworkers for a birthday. We went on a "party bus" and it was an open bar but only for 2 hrs, so I went to town. I was left behind at the bar. I went looking for the bus, tripped on cobblestone slicing up my elbow. When I got on the bus, I picked a fight with my GF, then a random guy, opened the exit with the bus moving, and then kicked myself off the bus with no warm clothing or phone. I then wandered around Philly until I went into a bus station, thought bums were following me, left, grabbed a cab, driver ripped me off for $100, last i remember i was on a bench outside target at 4 am. I woke up at 9 in a porsche w/ no shoes, covered in blood.

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Dec 7, 2009 02:51 PM - Relationships - by JeffH

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I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC. It took me weeks to find it all out, but i got on the train to go home, and got off a stop before i was supposed to. So i was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when i guess i got hot. So i took off my pants. So i'm walking down the street dressed in black dress shoes, black dress socks, boxers, and a big puffy coat. In the distance i thought i made out the form of a taxi cab so i hailed it down. the cop pulled over. He actually ended up driving me home and told my mom that my drunk pantlesss ass was the funniest thing he's seen in awhile and that is the reason i wasn't arrested. I still don't know where the pants went.

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Dec 5, 2009 08:48 PM - Work - by Sexton

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Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:46 AM - Sex - by gman

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When I was drunk at my friend's 80s-themed party, I was sitting outside with a circle of friends telling some anecdote. The porch swing got the better of me and halfway through the story I abruptly hopped up, stumbled in a half-circle, fell down on all fours and started Linda Blair-ing VIOLENTLY into the planter. Dressed as Jem. My friends gathered round and laughed heartily at this spectacle until about the 8th or 9th heave, at which point it just got kind of awkward and quiet. The hilarity went up to 11as my body's convulsions caused me to let out trumpet farts in time to the remaining heaves, surrounded by 15 people. Moral of the story? Don't mix Jungle Juice and Irish Car Bombs.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:45 AM - Human Excretions - by TotallyOutrageous

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