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When I was drunk, three of my frat brothers and I made a music video to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody by singing melodramatically and swigging out of key light cans. Win. Then we had a circle jerk. Double win.

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Dec 4, 2009 03:17 PM - Fail - by idiot87

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I went to a Casino club w/ 3 friends & ordered two rounds of Jaeger-Bombs. We downed them, then ordered the same, then again, & again, & again until we each had 16 shots. Later I stumbled to the bathroom & threw up all over the stall (not just in the toilet). When I came out (stinking of puke) I stumbled across the hallway & crashed on a bench. Two security guards saw me & escorted me out. Outside I met my friend & he drove me home. He was drunker than I was. I threw up out the window all the way home as he drove 100mph. The next day we heard news that a guy got decapitated as he threw up out his window when his drunk-driving friend clipped a telephone poll. Moral = Don't drink and drive.

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Dec 4, 2009 01:45 PM - Fail - by Hammered

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When I was drunk, I was at an ex-girlfriend's party. The party is a blur to me, but I found out that I'd been hanging with a bunch of friends in her room. All of a sudden they said I was looking around like I had to puke and was looking for somewhere to puke. My solution? Pull her bed away from the wall, and puke in the gap made by the mattress and the wall. I thought I could get away with it, despite the fact that everyone in the room was standing there watching me.

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Dec 4, 2009 12:57 PM - Fail - by Noaj

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When I was drunk one night in montreal with a group of friends, one of my friends takes me aside and says "lets leave and get hookers to the room". So we do. 45 minutes later they arrive. He takes one and I take one. After about 30 minutes my friend takes his whore to the shower. Still having sex, I look up at the ceiling, the room begins to spin. Throw my whore off me, run to bathroom and instead of the toilet I puke down at their feet in the shower. His whore yells at me, I take one step out of bathroom, face plant and pass out naked. Wake up in morning on hotel floor completely naked. Other friends came back to room, laugh their balls off, and just step over my lifeless naked body to bed.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:54 AM - Fail - by mark

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One night, I went out drinking with the people from work. I blacked out. Apparently we went to the diner, I passed out in the car on the way there, and they left me in the car when they went in. While they were enjoying their meal, the waitress came by to tell them that 'their friend' was peeing in the parking lot, in front of the huge picture windows where a few dozen diners were seated.

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Dec 3, 2009 04:01 AM - Fail - by PISSdrunk

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My male friend was so drunk that he showed up to my house, thinking it was his even though he lives half an hour away. An hour later a drunk girl who knew my male friend came to the door thinking it was his house as well. She was morbidly obese, he had taken her 'home' and forgotten her, passed out, in his car. I was pissed, but karma worked out alright. She went into my room, where he had passed out and tried waking him up by sucking his dick. She fell asleep with his dick in her mouth and started chewing on it in her sleep. His dick was cut and bruised, but what did he expect from a girl who eats everything?

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Nov 2, 2009 12:28 PM - Fail - by TheSmartOne

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When I was drunk, I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor.

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Oct 22, 2009 08:13 PM - Fail - by Marlowe

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