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One night some buddies from my platoon and I decided to party down in San Diego. When the night was coming to a close one of my buddies passed out on a couch. The three of us that were conscious decided that it was a good idea to take turns tea-bagging him. The first two were successful but when it was my turn at bat I slipped and fell butthole first on his face. He still doesn't know to this day.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:20 PM - Shamings - by Sir T Bag

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This chick my roommate hooked up with forget her braw in his room. As a joke he pinned it to the ceiling of my room. I thought it was funny so I left it there. A couple of weeks later I came home wasted and decided to put the braw on and strut into his room. He was completely sober and of course documented the whole thing on his camera. The next morning I walked into his room hung over as shit. He informed me that I’d better check my Facebook. I had been tagged in six new photos. I was shirtless; wearing a braw, striking Freddy Mercury gay poses on the floor and bore a dead serious smirk on my face in each photo. Moral of the story…there is always a time and a place to be camera shy.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:53 PM - Shamings - by Not Gay

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After drinking roughly two bottles of tequila, a group of us decided it would be a great idea to create makeshift water balloons out of zip-lock bags. Moving onto the balcony we started zeroing in on targets of opportunity, cars. All of a sudden this dude walks up the sidewalk below dressed like he was about to pick up a chick for a date. Without hesitation, my buddy hurls this sandwich size zip-lock bag filled to the brim. Nolan Ryan himself couldn’t have thrown harder or more accurately. Slamming directly between the dude’s eyes, he was completely soaked. He peered up to see three guys and three girls hysterically laughing at him. Moral of the story…always look up.

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Oct 19, 2009 08:52 PM - Shamings - by DemzLykeForties

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When my buddy was African-Americaned out, some friends and I duct taped pinecones in his hands and his cell phone to his leg. We called him every 5 minutes until the joke got old, and then we called him again... And again... And again...

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Oct 19, 2009 01:49 PM - Shamings - by Mike

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When I was drunk I passed out (or so I was told) in the bathroom of my neighbors apartment. When I woke up the next day I was duct taped to the bottom of my dining room table. Moral of the story? Don't have strong friends, and if you do, don't have more than one.

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Oct 19, 2009 01:42 PM - Shamings - by AdamMichelson

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When I was drunk on Halloween, my buddy Evan dressed up as a terrorist. He was wearing a long white gown, a turban and had a big fake beard. Pretty risque'. We went to this warehouse party in Oakland that our friends were throwing and got smashed. My friend Kev and I found a pair of scissors and grabbed a ton of these glowsticks that were hung everywhere. We cut the tops off and took turns running behind evan and spraying his back with the luminous liquid. He looked like a giant glow worm from hell. Unbeknown to us, evan had decided to walk home (to Berkeley - aka several miles). At 3 am and wasted, he walked through ne of the roughest areas in the bay dressed as a radio active Osama Bin Laden.

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Oct 18, 2009 05:54 PM - Shamings - by Harry Twater

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