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I came home to my apartment one night after a sorority event completely hammered. I was severely dehydrated from all the girly sugar shots I had consumed. I went to my desk and grabbed one of about ten water bottles that were sitting there. Without looking I threw back the bottle and downed it. Unfortunately I had previously used that water bottle as a spittoon from the Skoal I had dipped earlier. I repainted the walls with my own stomach bile. NG.

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I agree, you are screwed (26) - You deserved that one (13)

Oct 18, 2009 06:14 PM - Human Excretions - by DemzLykeForties

When I was drunk I threw a water bottle filled with vodka in the trunk of my car. A few months later I came running out of the gym dehydrated from a two hour workout and dying for water. I popped my trunk, grabbed the water bottle filled with vodka and took three shots to the dome before puking all over the car next to mine. Moral of the story? Don't park next to cabriolet Porsches.

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I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (28)

Oct 18, 2009 04:13 PM - Human Excretions - by AlexMonroe

The night after I was drunk in Normandy, France on a post-graduation trip, my group's tour bus left for Omaha Beach at 7am in the morning. We got there and my buddy was boasting about how he got so drunk that he passed out, woke up, and hopped on the bus in the same clothes he wore the day before. I took out my digital camera to show him the pictures we took of him after we sharpied in a small mustache and dressed him up like Hitler when we noticed a warm frothy lather stained on the crotch of his pants – the same pants he was boasting about still wearing. Moral of the story? Always have a camera.

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I agree, you are screwed (15) - You deserved that one (3)

Oct 17, 2009 04:48 PM - Human Excretions - by BrothaJonze

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