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There aren't usually many parties on campus at my college. One night my friends and I pregamed with some rum in our room before goin to a party because we didn't know if the party was dry or not. We got to the party (plenty of drinks btw) and went to town. Drank a can of beer while maintaining a constant supply of three more in my pockets. I don't remember anything after about 12. Woke up in the hospital the next morning wondering how the fuck I got there. No memory of what happened except that (from what I hear) someone named Soloman was takin care of me while I was puking. I have never and still don't know anyone named Soloman. Thanks Soloman.

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Dec 19, 2009 10:56 PM - Fail - by case

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A few halloweens ago my buddy went to a bar dressed as Mr. Incredible. He got in a fight with someone dressed as Superman. Moral of the story: Halloween bar fights FTW

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Dec 12, 2009 08:32 PM - Fail - by ...

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i was "pregaming" with my friends and I ended up having about 12 beers. My other friend came over and gave me a ride to my girlfriend's house. She was mad at me for no reason, so I left with my friend to go to his buddy's house, who had everclear. I ended up taking 3 shots of everclear in about 5 minutes and then I called my girlfriend outside. Last thing I remember is yelling into the phone, throwing it, and falling down. I regained consciousness walking the streets at 6 am in the cold. Not being able to get back into the house, I had to walk the 2 miles home in the freezing cold. I never found my phone. moral of the story? everclear gets the job done

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Dec 7, 2009 03:04 PM - Fail - by JeffH

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I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro downtown after an evening of heavy drinking and woke up to a metro attendant poking me, all dissoriented and still drunk, i make my way outside, not knowing what is what and make my way to a taxi, after a 30 min drive, and 5 mintues from my house, i remember my car was still downtown, then in the same taxi, i go all the way back, and realize the lot i had parked my car in was closed for the night

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Dec 4, 2009 11:30 PM - Fail - by juelz

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wokeup in the back of a dive bar in the middle of another island 200miles away from where i started off no idea how i got here still need to find a way back to guam fuck myself sitting at a bar in the phillipines wtb a ride or plane ticket back to guam

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Dec 4, 2009 07:51 PM - Fail - by sonar

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One night i decided I was going to get fucked up so i took 10 shots and went to a frat to drink more. The last thing i remember is being upstairs taking pulls of tequila on top of jaeger. I blacked back in in the middle of a field I've never seen, by myself, up to my knees in snow, 0 degrees, wearing my jeans, shoes, a t-shirt, and holding a three iron just swinging it into the snow. Evidently I made it halfway into my dorm room and passed out. Luckily some people walking by dragged me in and left me in the middle of the floor. Needless to say I missed my plane the next morning.

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Dec 4, 2009 07:35 PM - Fail - by Dmouth

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After a night of drunken antics, I woke up at 4:30 on a stranger's stoop, with pigeons eating dried vomit out of my hair.

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Dec 4, 2009 06:59 PM - Fail - by reddelicious1970

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Once I woke up in the back seat of my car parked up the street from where I grew up at 5 am on a work day, got out and immediately locked the keys in the cars. I knocked on my parents door explained that I didn;t know how I had gotten there and just need a place to sleep. Atonishingly they didn;t give me shit. I had spent the previous night with my girlfriend's best girlfriend who woke up in her own bed, naked, with a note on her refrigerator saying "thanks for a great night". To this day she claims it was not in my hand writing...

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Dec 4, 2009 03:19 PM - Fail - by DGH

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