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So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night. I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl. I blacked out at some point during the night. I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well. It wasn't until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm, and would not wake up. The cops came, they woke me up and I punched one of them. At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed. That is all of the story I know, but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room.

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Dec 9, 2009 05:32 PM - Shamings - by Willy Pat

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At my going-away party my coworkers bought me endless amounts of shots. I made out with one of my coworkers' morbidly obese daughter, in his car, while he was in a store buying more booze. Later we continued the party at his place, where I was jumping off the roof of his house into his 4 foot pool- naked. I climbed into bed with his obese daughter, when his son came into the room and told me if I didn't get out now he would kick the shit out of me. Being a lover and not a fighter I obliged to his wishes and passed out. I woke up to a slew of swastikas and misc graffiti on my face. Moral of story: don't take oxycodone when it's offered to you by your friends, forgot to mention that.

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Dec 4, 2009 10:23 PM - Shamings - by NWood612

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My friend's brother came down to Columbus, OH (where we live) and took us out to a bar. He was buying $1 shots by the tray. I had to get up early the next day to go to a play. When I awoke, I found a pool of vomit on my bed and my roommate's bunk beneath me. I had to throw up again after seeing this. I went into the bathroom, put down the lid and waited on the toilet until the next round of vomit. While sitting there (clothed) I farted. I looked down my pants to discover I had shit them. Of course I threw up immediately. It's not often you hear of someone shitting their pants while on a toilet...I love college.

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Dec 4, 2009 04:12 PM - Shamings - by BigHead

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Once, I woke up hungover. Walking. That's right, I woke up walking. Down the street. In Athens, GA, where I didn't live. With no money in my wallet, and 2 miles away from the guy's house I was visiting. Devil Scotch.

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Dec 4, 2009 12:12 PM - Shamings - by mephjeff

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After getting blackout drunk at a bar 2 weeks ago, my friends who happened to be in a wedding the next day showed up with the wedding party. One of the bridesmaid was a tad bit overweight. My friends said when she sat down across from me I stared at her for awhile, and then announced "You know what makes me laugh? Fat girls necks!" and then proceeded to stand up to find a fat girl to bring back to my table to make fun of.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:16 AM - Shamings - by Captain

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One night while my friends and I were getting drunk, we started running dangerously low on alcohol. Knowing that this was unacceptable, I started to search my apartment for some saving grace. Sadly, all I could find was some left-over mayonnaise and a lava lamp. So, i did the obvious...broke open the lava lamp, and took a swig of the contents inside. The next day after vomiting profusely, I realized I had a fever and the worst stomach cramps I have ever had. I survived the ordeal, only to have white hair start growing on one side of my face a few days later.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:11 AM - Shamings - by Zacher

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When I was drunk my buddies were getting pissed at me because apparently I wouldn't shut up about leaving the bar to get food at Wendy's. Eventually they said "fine" and we left. This is me a few hours later: http://imgur.com/CTNbp.jpg

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Nov 12, 2009 01:03 PM - Shamings - by Alex232

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My worst/best drunk story involves some E&J brandy, karaoke, and a nude almost fist fight. I got incredibly drunk and went out to karaoke with friends. In fact, I was so drunk that I couldn't read along to the lyrics and faced the wrong way while doing my best Amy Winehouse impression. I left the bar at close without realizing I left my purse there too. Then I went home and proceeded to make out with my sister's friend (a girl, and I don't go that way), pee my pants, and fall asleep on the kitchen floor naked. When my roommate tried waking me up he was a bit perturbed. So, for whatever reason, I threatened to fist fight him and started pushing him. I'm still alive though!

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Oct 29, 2009 05:11 PM - Shamings - by meggo

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