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I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC. It took me weeks to find it all out, but i got on the train to go home, and got off a stop before i was supposed to. So i was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when i guess i got hot. So i took off my pants. So i'm walking down the street dressed in black dress shoes, black dress socks, boxers, and a big puffy coat. In the distance i thought i made out the form of a taxi cab so i hailed it down. the cop pulled over. He actually ended up driving me home and told my mom that my drunk pantlesss ass was the funniest thing he's seen in awhile and that is the reason i wasn't arrested. I still don't know where the pants went.

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I agree, you are screwed (10) - You deserved that one (16)

Dec 5, 2009 08:48 PM - Work - by Sexton

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