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Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:46 AM - Sex - by gman

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When I was drunk, three of my frat brothers and I made a music video to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody by singing melodramatically and swigging out of key light cans. Win. Then we had a circle jerk. Double win.

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Dec 4, 2009 03:17 PM - Fail - by idiot87

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My worst/best drunk story involves some E&J brandy, karaoke, and a nude almost fist fight. I got incredibly drunk and went out to karaoke with friends. In fact, I was so drunk that I couldn't read along to the lyrics and faced the wrong way while doing my best Amy Winehouse impression. I left the bar at close without realizing I left my purse there too. Then I went home and proceeded to make out with my sister's friend (a girl, and I don't go that way), pee my pants, and fall asleep on the kitchen floor naked. When my roommate tried waking me up he was a bit perturbed. So, for whatever reason, I threatened to fist fight him and started pushing him. I'm still alive though!

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Oct 29, 2009 05:11 PM - Shamings - by meggo

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This chick my roommate hooked up with forget her braw in his room. As a joke he pinned it to the ceiling of my room. I thought it was funny so I left it there. A couple of weeks later I came home wasted and decided to put the braw on and strut into his room. He was completely sober and of course documented the whole thing on his camera. The next morning I walked into his room hung over as shit. He informed me that I’d better check my Facebook. I had been tagged in six new photos. I was shirtless; wearing a braw, striking Freddy Mercury gay poses on the floor and bore a dead serious smirk on my face in each photo. Moral of the story…there is always a time and a place to be camera shy.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:53 PM - Shamings - by Not Gay

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My male friend was so drunk that he showed up to my house, thinking it was his even though he lives half an hour away. An hour later a drunk girl who knew my male friend came to the door thinking it was his house as well. She was morbidly obese, he had taken her 'home' and forgotten her, passed out, in his car. I was pissed, but karma worked out alright. She went into my room, where he had passed out and tried waking him up by sucking his dick. She fell asleep with his dick in her mouth and started chewing on it in her sleep. His dick was cut and bruised, but what did he expect from a girl who eats everything?

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Nov 2, 2009 12:28 PM - Fail - by TheSmartOne

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One night while my friends and I were getting drunk, we started running dangerously low on alcohol. Knowing that this was unacceptable, I started to search my apartment for some saving grace. Sadly, all I could find was some left-over mayonnaise and a lava lamp. So, i did the obvious...broke open the lava lamp, and took a swig of the contents inside. The next day after vomiting profusely, I realized I had a fever and the worst stomach cramps I have ever had. I survived the ordeal, only to have white hair start growing on one side of my face a few days later.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:11 AM - Shamings - by Zacher

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When I was drunk, I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor.

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Oct 22, 2009 08:13 PM - Fail - by Marlowe

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When I was stationed in Texas my buddies were drunk and decided to fuck with the one Private Pyle we had in our platoon. They stole Private Pyle's acne medication from his wall locker and jerked off into the bottle. The story spread like wild fire throughout the company. Private Pyle remains the only person who has not heard this story.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:24 PM - Human Excretions - by Jon Perry

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