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One night some buddies from my platoon and I decided to party down in San Diego. When the night was coming to a close one of my buddies passed out on a couch. The three of us that were conscious decided that it was a good idea to take turns tea-bagging him. The first two were successful but when it was my turn at bat I slipped and fell butthole first on his face. He still doesn't know to this day.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:20 PM - Shamings - by Sir T Bag

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This chick my roommate hooked up with forget her braw in his room. As a joke he pinned it to the ceiling of my room. I thought it was funny so I left it there. A couple of weeks later I came home wasted and decided to put the braw on and strut into his room. He was completely sober and of course documented the whole thing on his camera. The next morning I walked into his room hung over as shit. He informed me that I’d better check my Facebook. I had been tagged in six new photos. I was shirtless; wearing a braw, striking Freddy Mercury gay poses on the floor and bore a dead serious smirk on my face in each photo. Moral of the story…there is always a time and a place to be camera shy.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:53 PM - Shamings - by Not Gay

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When I was drunk on Halloween, my buddy Evan dressed up as a terrorist. He was wearing a long white gown, a turban and had a big fake beard. Pretty risque'. We went to this warehouse party in Oakland that our friends were throwing and got smashed. My friend Kev and I found a pair of scissors and grabbed a ton of these glowsticks that were hung everywhere. We cut the tops off and took turns running behind evan and spraying his back with the luminous liquid. He looked like a giant glow worm from hell. Unbeknown to us, evan had decided to walk home (to Berkeley - aka several miles). At 3 am and wasted, he walked through ne of the roughest areas in the bay dressed as a radio active Osama Bin Laden.

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Oct 18, 2009 05:54 PM - Shamings - by Harry Twater

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Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:46 AM - Sex - by gman

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I literally just woke up from last night. It's 4:30 in the afternoon. Last thing I remember was having phone sex with an ex-girlfriend, jerking off the in garage of a friends house, then sending her pictures of my penis. Mr. Daniels you are no gentleman.

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Dec 4, 2009 04:37 PM - Relationships - by sloshed in syracuse

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A few halloweens ago my buddy went to a bar dressed as Mr. Incredible. He got in a fight with someone dressed as Superman. Moral of the story: Halloween bar fights FTW

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Dec 12, 2009 08:32 PM - Fail - by ...

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When I was drunk, I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor.

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Oct 22, 2009 08:13 PM - Fail - by Marlowe

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I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC. It took me weeks to find it all out, but i got on the train to go home, and got off a stop before i was supposed to. So i was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when i guess i got hot. So i took off my pants. So i'm walking down the street dressed in black dress shoes, black dress socks, boxers, and a big puffy coat. In the distance i thought i made out the form of a taxi cab so i hailed it down. the cop pulled over. He actually ended up driving me home and told my mom that my drunk pantlesss ass was the funniest thing he's seen in awhile and that is the reason i wasn't arrested. I still don't know where the pants went.

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Dec 5, 2009 08:48 PM - Work - by Sexton

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