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Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:46 AM - Sex - by gman

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One night while my friends and I were getting drunk, we started running dangerously low on alcohol. Knowing that this was unacceptable, I started to search my apartment for some saving grace. Sadly, all I could find was some left-over mayonnaise and a lava lamp. So, i did the obvious...broke open the lava lamp, and took a swig of the contents inside. The next day after vomiting profusely, I realized I had a fever and the worst stomach cramps I have ever had. I survived the ordeal, only to have white hair start growing on one side of my face a few days later.

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Dec 4, 2009 11:11 AM - Shamings - by Zacher

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One night i decided I was going to get fucked up so i took 10 shots and went to a frat to drink more. The last thing i remember is being upstairs taking pulls of tequila on top of jaeger. I blacked back in in the middle of a field I've never seen, by myself, up to my knees in snow, 0 degrees, wearing my jeans, shoes, a t-shirt, and holding a three iron just swinging it into the snow. Evidently I made it halfway into my dorm room and passed out. Luckily some people walking by dragged me in and left me in the middle of the floor. Needless to say I missed my plane the next morning.

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Dec 4, 2009 07:35 PM - Fail - by Dmouth

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When I was drunk I passed out (or so I was told) in the bathroom of my neighbors apartment. When I woke up the next day I was duct taped to the bottom of my dining room table. Moral of the story? Don't have strong friends, and if you do, don't have more than one.

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Oct 19, 2009 01:42 PM - Shamings - by AdamMichelson

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After drinking roughly two bottles of tequila, a group of us decided it would be a great idea to create makeshift water balloons out of zip-lock bags. Moving onto the balcony we started zeroing in on targets of opportunity, cars. All of a sudden this dude walks up the sidewalk below dressed like he was about to pick up a chick for a date. Without hesitation, my buddy hurls this sandwich size zip-lock bag filled to the brim. Nolan Ryan himself couldn’t have thrown harder or more accurately. Slamming directly between the dude’s eyes, he was completely soaked. He peered up to see three guys and three girls hysterically laughing at him. Moral of the story…always look up.

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Oct 19, 2009 08:52 PM - Shamings - by DemzLykeForties

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So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night. I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl. I blacked out at some point during the night. I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well. It wasn't until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm, and would not wake up. The cops came, they woke me up and I punched one of them. At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed. That is all of the story I know, but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room.

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Dec 9, 2009 05:32 PM - Shamings - by Willy Pat

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My worst/best drunk story involves some E&J brandy, karaoke, and a nude almost fist fight. I got incredibly drunk and went out to karaoke with friends. In fact, I was so drunk that I couldn't read along to the lyrics and faced the wrong way while doing my best Amy Winehouse impression. I left the bar at close without realizing I left my purse there too. Then I went home and proceeded to make out with my sister's friend (a girl, and I don't go that way), pee my pants, and fall asleep on the kitchen floor naked. When my roommate tried waking me up he was a bit perturbed. So, for whatever reason, I threatened to fist fight him and started pushing him. I'm still alive though!

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Oct 29, 2009 05:11 PM - Shamings - by meggo

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I went to Philly to go out with my GF and her coworkers for a birthday. We went on a "party bus" and it was an open bar but only for 2 hrs, so I went to town. I was left behind at the bar. I went looking for the bus, tripped on cobblestone slicing up my elbow. When I got on the bus, I picked a fight with my GF, then a random guy, opened the exit with the bus moving, and then kicked myself off the bus with no warm clothing or phone. I then wandered around Philly until I went into a bus station, thought bums were following me, left, grabbed a cab, driver ripped me off for $100, last i remember i was on a bench outside target at 4 am. I woke up at 9 in a porsche w/ no shoes, covered in blood.

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Dec 7, 2009 02:51 PM - Relationships - by JeffH

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