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One night some buddies from my platoon and I decided to party down in San Diego. When the night was coming to a close one of my buddies passed out on a couch. The three of us that were conscious decided that it was a good idea to take turns tea-bagging him. The first two were successful but when it was my turn at bat I slipped and fell butthole first on his face. He still doesn't know to this day.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:20 PM - Shamings - by Sir T Bag

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wokeup in the back of a dive bar in the middle of another island 200miles away from where i started off no idea how i got here still need to find a way back to guam fuck myself sitting at a bar in the phillipines wtb a ride or plane ticket back to guam

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Dec 4, 2009 07:51 PM - Fail - by sonar

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After drinking roughly two bottles of tequila, a group of us decided it would be a great idea to create makeshift water balloons out of zip-lock bags. Moving onto the balcony we started zeroing in on targets of opportunity, cars. All of a sudden this dude walks up the sidewalk below dressed like he was about to pick up a chick for a date. Without hesitation, my buddy hurls this sandwich size zip-lock bag filled to the brim. Nolan Ryan himself couldn’t have thrown harder or more accurately. Slamming directly between the dude’s eyes, he was completely soaked. He peered up to see three guys and three girls hysterically laughing at him. Moral of the story…always look up.

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Oct 19, 2009 08:52 PM - Shamings - by DemzLykeForties

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Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.

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Dec 5, 2009 04:46 AM - Sex - by gman

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So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night. I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl. I blacked out at some point during the night. I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well. It wasn't until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm, and would not wake up. The cops came, they woke me up and I punched one of them. At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed. That is all of the story I know, but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room.

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Dec 9, 2009 05:32 PM - Shamings - by Willy Pat

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There aren't usually many parties on campus at my college. One night my friends and I pregamed with some rum in our room before goin to a party because we didn't know if the party was dry or not. We got to the party (plenty of drinks btw) and went to town. Drank a can of beer while maintaining a constant supply of three more in my pockets. I don't remember anything after about 12. Woke up in the hospital the next morning wondering how the fuck I got there. No memory of what happened except that (from what I hear) someone named Soloman was takin care of me while I was puking. I have never and still don't know anyone named Soloman. Thanks Soloman.

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Dec 19, 2009 10:56 PM - Fail - by case

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When I was stationed in Texas my buddies were drunk and decided to fuck with the one Private Pyle we had in our platoon. They stole Private Pyle's acne medication from his wall locker and jerked off into the bottle. The story spread like wild fire throughout the company. Private Pyle remains the only person who has not heard this story.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:24 PM - Human Excretions - by Jon Perry

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This chick my roommate hooked up with forget her braw in his room. As a joke he pinned it to the ceiling of my room. I thought it was funny so I left it there. A couple of weeks later I came home wasted and decided to put the braw on and strut into his room. He was completely sober and of course documented the whole thing on his camera. The next morning I walked into his room hung over as shit. He informed me that I’d better check my Facebook. I had been tagged in six new photos. I was shirtless; wearing a braw, striking Freddy Mercury gay poses on the floor and bore a dead serious smirk on my face in each photo. Moral of the story…there is always a time and a place to be camera shy.

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Oct 19, 2009 09:53 PM - Shamings - by Not Gay

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