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After drinking roughly two bottles of tequila, a group of us decided it would be a great idea to create makeshift water balloons out of zip-lock bags. Moving onto the balcony we started zeroing in on targets of opportunity, cars. All of a sudden this dude walks up the sidewalk below dressed like he was about to pick up a chick for a date. Without hesitation, my buddy hurls this sandwich size zip-lock bag filled to the brim. Nolan Ryan himself couldn’t have thrown harder or more accurately. Slamming directly between the dude’s eyes, he was completely soaked. He peered up to see three guys and three girls hysterically laughing at him. Moral of the story…always look up.

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Oct 19, 2009 08:52 PM - Shamings - by DemzLykeForties

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When I was drunk, I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor.

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Oct 22, 2009 08:13 PM - Fail - by Marlowe

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When my buddy was African-Americaned out, some friends and I duct taped pinecones in his hands and his cell phone to his leg. We called him every 5 minutes until the joke got old, and then we called him again... And again... And again...

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Oct 19, 2009 01:49 PM - Shamings - by Mike

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One night some buddies from my platoon and I decided to party down in San Diego. When the night was coming to a close one of my buddies passed out on a couch. The three of us that were conscious decided that it was a good idea to take turns tea-bagging him. The first two were successful but when it was my turn at bat I slipped and fell butthole first on his face. He still doesn't know to this day.

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Oct 19, 2009 10:20 PM - Shamings - by Sir T Bag

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I literally just woke up from last night. It's 4:30 in the afternoon. Last thing I remember was having phone sex with an ex-girlfriend, jerking off the in garage of a friends house, then sending her pictures of my penis. Mr. Daniels you are no gentleman.

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Dec 4, 2009 04:37 PM - Relationships - by sloshed in syracuse

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So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night. I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl. I blacked out at some point during the night. I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well. It wasn't until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm, and would not wake up. The cops came, they woke me up and I punched one of them. At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed. That is all of the story I know, but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room.

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Dec 9, 2009 05:32 PM - Shamings - by Willy Pat

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One night at my college my housemates and I had a keg party, the keg was kicked in a little under 3 hours, with lots of time left to party i started drinking redbull and vodkas excessively. Later on I was in the kitchen eating little debbies cupcakes, found my way to the living room sitting on the couch passing out and throwing up on myself, so my roomates brought me down to my room. As I was sleeping i began throwing up all over myself and my bed as my roomate was banging his girlfriend across the room, he stopped and asked me if i was alright...I jump and say yea yea yea im fine, notice the mess, rip the sheets off and flip the puke ridden bed over and proceed to pass out.

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Dec 4, 2009 09:23 AM - Sex - by Diddy

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I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro downtown after an evening of heavy drinking and woke up to a metro attendant poking me, all dissoriented and still drunk, i make my way outside, not knowing what is what and make my way to a taxi, after a 30 min drive, and 5 mintues from my house, i remember my car was still downtown, then in the same taxi, i go all the way back, and realize the lot i had parked my car in was closed for the night

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Dec 4, 2009 11:30 PM - Fail - by juelz

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