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  <title>There aren't usually many parties on campus at my </title>
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    <![CDATA[There arent usually many parties on campus at my college One night my friends and I pregamed with some rum in our room before goin to a party because we didnt know if the party was dry or not We got to the party (plenty of drinks btw) and went to town Drank a can of beer while maintaining a constant supply of three more in my pockets I dont remember anything after about 12 Woke up in the hospital the next morning wondering how the fuck I got there No memory of what happened except that (from what I hear) someone named Soloman was takin care of me while I was puking I have never and still dont know anyone named Soloman Thanks Soloman<br><br>By: case<br />on 19-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 19<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A few halloweens ago my buddy went to a bar dresse</title>
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    <![CDATA[A few halloweens ago my buddy went to a bar dressed as Mr Incredible He got in a fight with someone dressed as Superman Moral of the story Halloween bar fights FTW<br><br>By: ...<br />on 12-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to </title>
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    <![CDATA[So last year I decided to leave Raleigh and go to chapel hill for the night I got there and drank about 12 beers in the dorm room before heading to the frat house for a hall crawl I blacked out at some point during the night I woke up the next morning in my friends room thinkig all had gone well It wasnt until two weeks later that the office of student conduct told me that I had passed out in the hallway of the wrong dorm and would not wake up The cops came they woke me up and I punched one of them At this point I was slammed against the elevator and handcuffed That is all of the story I know but I did not go to jail and will never know how I got back to my friends room <br><br>By: Willy Pat<br />on 09-12-2009<br>Category: Shamings<br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>i was ;quot;pregaming;quot; with my friends and I </title>
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    <![CDATA[i was quotpregamingquot with my friends and I ended up having about 12 beers My other friend came over and gave me a ride to my girlfriends house  She was mad at me for no reason so I left with my friend to go to his buddys house who had everclear  I ended up taking 3 shots of everclear in about 5 minutes and then I called my girlfriend outside  Last thing I remember is yelling into the phone throwing it and falling down  I regained consciousness walking the streets at 6 am in the cold  Not being able to get back into the house I had to walk the 2 miles home in the freezing cold  I never found my phone  moral of the story everclear gets the job done<br><br>By: JeffH<br />on 07-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 21<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I went to Philly to go out with my GF and her cowo</title>
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    <![CDATA[I went to Philly to go out with my GF and her coworkers for a birthday We went on a party bus and it was an open bar but only for 2 hrs so I went to town I was left behind at the bar I went looking for the bus tripped on cobblestone slicing up my elbow When I got on the bus I picked a fight with my GF then a random guy opened the exit with the bus moving and then kicked myself off the bus with no warm clothing or phone I then wandered around Philly until I went into a bus station thought bums were following me left grabbed a cab driver ripped me off for 100 last i remember i was on a bench outside target at 4 am I woke up at 9 in a porsche w no shoes covered in blood<br><br>By: JeffH<br />on 07-12-2009<br>Category: Relationships<br>Yes Votes: 29 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I got black out drunk after working catering in NY</title>
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    <![CDATA[I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC  It took me weeks to find it all out but i got on the train to go home and got off a stop before i was supposed to  So i was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when i guess i got hot  So i took off my pants  So im walking down the street dressed in black dress shoes black dress socks boxers and a big puffy coat  In the distance i thought i made out the form of a taxi cab so i hailed it down  the cop pulled over  He actually ended up driving me home and told my mom that my drunk pantlesss ass was the funniest thing hes seen in awhile and that is the reason i wasnt arrested  I still dont know where the pants went<br><br>By: Sexton<br />on 05-12-2009<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sexton</author>
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  <title>Last night I gave a girl the shocker. Bad idea.</title>
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    <![CDATA[Last night I gave a girl the shocker Bad idea<br><br>By: gman<br />on 05-12-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 50<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>When I was drunk at my friend's 80s-themed party, </title>
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    <![CDATA[When I was drunk at my friends 80s-themed party I was sitting outside with a circle of friends telling some anecdote The porch swing got the better of me and halfway through the story I abruptly hopped up stumbled in a half-circle fell down on all fours and started Linda Blair-ing VIOLENTLY into the planter  Dressed as Jem  My friends gathered round and laughed heartily at this spectacle until about the 8th or 9th heave at which point it just got kind of awkward and quiet The hilarity went up to 11as my bodys convulsions caused me to let out trumpet farts in time to the remaining heaves surrounded by 15 people  Moral of the story  Dont mix Jungle Juice and Irish Car Bombs<br><br>By: TotallyOutrageous<br />on 05-12-2009<br>Category: Human Excretions<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 24<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro  downtow</title>
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    <![CDATA[I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro  downtown after an evening of heavy drinking and woke up to a metro attendant poking me all dissoriented and still drunk i make my way outside not knowing what is what and make my way to a taxi after a 30 min drive and 5 mintues from my house i remember my car was still downtown then in the same taxi i go all the way back and realize the lot i had parked my car in was closed for the night<br><br>By: juelz<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 20<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>At my going-away party my coworkers bought me endl</title>
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    <![CDATA[At my going-away party my coworkers bought me endless amounts of shots  I made out with one of my coworkers morbidly obese daughter in his car while he was in a store buying more booze  Later we continued the party at his place where I was jumping off the roof of his house into his 4 foot pool- naked  I climbed into bed with his obese daughter when his son came into the room and told me if I didnt get out now he would kick the shit out of me  Being a lover and not a fighter I obliged to his wishes and passed out  I woke up to a slew of swastikas and misc graffiti on my face  Moral of story dont take oxycodone when its offered to you by your friends forgot to mention that<br><br>By: NWood612<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Shamings<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>wokeup in the back of a dive bar in the middle of </title>
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    <![CDATA[wokeup in the back of a dive bar in the middle of another island 200miles away from where i started off no idea how i got here still need to find a way back to guam fuck myself sitting at a bar in the phillipines wtb a ride or plane ticket back to guam<br><br>By: sonar<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 21<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>One night i decided I was going to get fucked up s</title>
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    <![CDATA[One night i decided I was going to get fucked up so i took 10 shots and went to a frat to drink more  The last thing i remember is being upstairs taking pulls of tequila on top of jaeger  I blacked back in in the middle of a field Ive never seen by myself up to my knees in snow 0 degrees wearing my jeans shoes a t-shirt and holding a three iron just swinging it into the snow  Evidently I made it halfway into my dorm room and passed out  Luckily some people walking by dragged me in and left me in the middle of the floor  Needless to say I missed my plane the next morning<br><br>By: Dmouth<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 17<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>After a night of drunken antics, I woke up at 4:30</title>
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    <![CDATA[After a night of drunken antics I woke up at 430 on a strangers stoop with pigeons eating dried  vomit out of my hair<br><br>By: reddelicious1970<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I literally just woke up from last night. It's 4:3</title>
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    <![CDATA[I literally just woke up from last night Its 430 in the afternoon Last thing I remember was having phone sex with an ex-girlfriend jerking off the in garage of a friends house then sending her pictures of my penis Mr Daniels you are no gentleman <br><br>By: sloshed in syracuse<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Relationships<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 18<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My friend's brother came down to Columbus, OH (whe</title>
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    <![CDATA[My friends brother came down to Columbus OH (where we live) and took us out to a bar  He was buying 1 shots by the tray  I had to get up early the next day to go to a play  When I awoke I found a pool of vomit on my bed and my roommates bunk beneath me  I had to throw up again after seeing this  I went into the bathroom put down the lid and waited on the toilet until the next round of vomit  While sitting there (clothed) I farted  I looked down my pants to discover I had shit them  Of course I threw up immediately  Its not often you hear of someone shitting their pants while on a toiletI love college<br><br>By: BigHead<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Shamings<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 34<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Once I woke up in the back seat of my car parked u</title>
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    <![CDATA[Once I woke up in the back seat of my car parked up the street from where I grew up at 5 am on a work day got out and immediately locked the keys in the cars  I knocked on my parents door explained that I didnt know how I had gotten there and just need a place to sleep  Atonishingly they didnt give me shit  I had spent the previous night with my girlfriends best girlfriend who woke up in her own bed naked with a note on her refrigerator saying quotthanks for a great nightquot  To this day she claims it was not in my hand writing<br><br>By: DGH<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>When I was drunk, three of my frat brothers and I </title>
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    <![CDATA[When I was drunk three of my frat brothers and I made a music video to Queens Bohemian Rhapsody by singing melodramatically and swigging out of key light cans Win Then we had a circle jerk Double win<br><br>By: idiot87<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 56<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I went to a Casino club w/ 3 friends ;amp; ordered</title>
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    <![CDATA[I went to a Casino club w 3 friends amp ordered two rounds of Jaeger-Bombs We downed them then ordered the same then again amp again amp again until we each had 16 shots Later I stumbled to the bathroom amp threw up all over the stall (not just in the toilet) When I came out (stinking of puke) I stumbled across the hallway amp crashed on a bench Two security guards saw me amp escorted me out Outside I met my friend amp he drove me home He was drunker than I was I threw up out the window all the way home as he drove 100mph  The next day we heard news that a guy got decapitated as he threw up out his window when his drunk-driving friend clipped a telephone poll  Moral  Dont drink and drive<br><br>By: Hammered<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>When I was drunk, I was at an ex-girlfriend's part</title>
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    <![CDATA[When I was drunk I was at an ex-girlfriends party The party is a blur to me but I found out that Id been hanging with a bunch of friends in her room All of a sudden they said I was looking around like I had to puke and was looking for somewhere to puke My solution Pull her bed away from the wall and puke in the gap made by the mattress and the wall I thought I could get away with it despite the fact that everyone in the room was standing there watching me<br><br>By: Noaj<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Fail<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Once, I woke up hungover.  Walking.  That's right,</title>
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    <![CDATA[Once I woke up hungover  Walking  Thats right I woke up walking  Down the street  In Athens GA where I didnt live  With no money in my wallet and 2 miles away from the guys house I was visiting  Devil Scotch<br><br>By: mephjeff<br />on 04-12-2009<br>Category: Shamings<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 15<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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