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My male friend was so drunk that he showed up to my house, thinking it was his even though he lives half an hour away. An hour later a drunk girl who knew my male friend came to the door thinking it was his house as well. She was morbidly obese, he had taken her 'home' and forgotten her, passed out, in his car. I was pissed, but karma worked out alright. She went into my room, where he had passed out and tried waking him up by sucking his dick. She fell asleep with his dick in her mouth and started chewing on it in her sleep. His dick was cut and bruised, but what did he expect from a girl who eats everything?
I agree, you are screwed (30) - You deserved that one (46)
Nov 2, 2009 12:28 PM - Fail - by TheSmartOne

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