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When I was drunk one night in montreal with a group of friends, one of my friends takes me aside and says "lets leave and get hookers to the room". So we do. 45 minutes later they arrive. He takes one and I take one. After about 30 minutes my friend takes his whore to the shower. Still having sex, I look up at the ceiling, the room begins to spin. Throw my whore off me, run to bathroom and instead of the toilet I puke down at their feet in the shower. His whore yells at me, I take one step out of bathroom, face plant and pass out naked. Wake up in morning on hotel floor completely naked. Other friends came back to room, laugh their balls off, and just step over my lifeless naked body to bed.
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I agree, you are screwed (22) - You deserved that one (4)
Dec 4, 2009 11:54 AM - Fail - by mark
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