I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro downtown after an evening of heavy drinking and woke up to a metro attendant poking me, all dissoriented and still drunk, i make my way outside, not knowing what is what and make my way to a taxi, after a 30 min drive, and 5 mintues from my house, i remember my car was still downtown, then in the same taxi, i go all the way back, and realize the lot i had parked my car in was closed for the night

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I was so drunk i fell asleep on the metro downtown after an evening of heavy drinking and woke up to a metro attendant poking me, all dissoriented and still drunk, i make my way outside, not knowing what is what and make my way to a taxi, after a 30 min drive, and 5 mintues from my house, i remember my car was still downtown, then in the same taxi, i go all the way back, and realize the lot i had parked my car in was closed for the night

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I agree, you are screwed (20) - You deserved that one (22)

Dec 4, 2009 11:30 PM - Fail - by juelz