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I came home to my apartment one night after a sorority event completely hammered. I was severely dehydrated from all the girly sugar shots I had consumed. I went to my desk and grabbed one of about ten water bottles that were sitting there. Without looking I threw back the bottle and downed it. Unfortunately I had previously used that water bottle as a spittoon from the Skoal I had dipped earlier. I repainted the walls with my own stomach bile. NG.
I agree, you are screwed (27) - You deserved that one (14)
Oct 18, 2009 06:14 PM - Human Excretions - by DemzLykeForties

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