One night we held a party at our frat. There were tons of women, cheap beer and cheaper alcohol ($8 plastic handle cheap). I went up to bathroom to take a piss and a pledge was filling up one of the sinks with multi-colored vomit. Our sinks were already clogged so I yelled at him to clean it up. For the next ten minutes I watched him scoop up the puke, with his hands, and drop it into the toilet before slumping down to finish yibbing. In runs another pledge and sprays the entire contents of a fire extinguisher over the bathroom, the puke-splattered floor and the other pledge. Moral of the story…. exercise self-control your freshman year of college.

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