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Back in college, my freshman year dorm room was right next to the bathroom. I came home from work at 2am one cold February Sunday morning to find my windows open, snow in my room, and the unmistakable stench of vomit. When I went across the hall to find my roommate for an explanation, he told me one of the other guys on the floor came home just before me, thought our room was the toilet, and proceeded to yarf up his evening's alcohol cargo into my roomate's sock drawer. Later in the semester the same guy stumbled home and passed out in my bed. We woke him up with a strobe light and the stereo, set at volume 11, and nuclear explosion sound effect CD. Good times
I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (15)
Dec 4, 2009 09:17 AM - Human Excretions - by Old Orangeman

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