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When I was drunk at my friend's 80s-themed party, I was sitting outside with a circle of friends telling some anecdote. The porch swing got the better of me and halfway through the story I abruptly hopped up, stumbled in a half-circle, fell down on all fours and started Linda Blair-ing VIOLENTLY into the planter. Dressed as Jem. My friends gathered round and laughed heartily at this spectacle until about the 8th or 9th heave, at which point it just got kind of awkward and quiet. The hilarity went up to 11as my body's convulsions caused me to let out trumpet farts in time to the remaining heaves, surrounded by 15 people. Moral of the story? Don't mix Jungle Juice and Irish Car Bombs.
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I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (24)
Dec 5, 2009 04:45 AM - Human Excretions - by TotallyOutrageous
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