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My worst/best drunk story involves some E&J brandy, karaoke, and a nude almost fist fight. I got incredibly drunk and went out to karaoke with friends. In fact, I was so drunk that I couldn't read along to the lyrics and faced the wrong way while doing my best Amy Winehouse impression. I left the bar at close without realizing I left my purse there too. Then I went home and proceeded to make out with my sister's friend (a girl, and I don't go that way), pee my pants, and fall asleep on the kitchen floor naked. When my roommate tried waking me up he was a bit perturbed. So, for whatever reason, I threatened to fist fight him and started pushing him. I'm still alive though!
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I agree, you are screwed (12) - You deserved that one (49)
Oct 29, 2009 05:11 PM - Shamings - by meggo
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