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One night while my friends and I were getting drunk, we started running dangerously low on alcohol. Knowing that this was unacceptable, I started to search my apartment for some saving grace. Sadly, all I could find was some left-over mayonnaise and a lava lamp. So, i did the obvious...broke open the lava lamp, and took a swig of the contents inside. The next day after vomiting profusely, I realized I had a fever and the worst stomach cramps I have ever had. I survived the ordeal, only to have white hair start growing on one side of my face a few days later.
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I agree, you are screwed (56) - You deserved that one (43)
Dec 4, 2009 11:11 AM - Shamings - by Zacher
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