My friend's brother came down to Columbus, OH (where we live) and took us out to a bar. He was buying $1 shots by the tray. I had to get up early the next day to go to a play. When I awoke, I found a pool of vomit on my bed and my roommate's bunk beneath me. I had to throw up again after seeing this. I went into the bathroom, put down the lid and waited on the toilet until the next round of vomit. While sitting there (clothed) I farted. I looked down my pants to discover I had shit them. Of course I threw up immediately. It's not often you hear of someone shitting their pants while on a toilet...I love college.

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